Category: Satire

Christmas May Be Cancelled!

Reports have been coming in from the North Pole that there are serious issues developing between Santa Clause and certain factions of the Christmas Elves that may put the Christmas toy distribution project in jeopardy.  Threats of an attempt coup of the Santa Organization have surfaced.   Although it is unclear of the source of the …

Continue reading

Permanent link to this article: https://townehouse.net/christmas-may-be-cancelled/

Christmas Elves Threaten National Security

In the past, the Townehouse phoenix has provided expose´ articles regarding common Christmas traditions that most take for granted. In the past the real story behind Rudolph and Frosty were brought to you first by the Phoenix. In keeping with the tradition of past Christmases, the Townehouse Phoenix, as a public service, will provide the real story behind those Christmas Elves. This expose´ is brutal and honest and not suitable for younger audiences. Those with young children in the room should click away now.

Permanent link to this article: https://townehouse.net/christmas-elves-threaten-national-security/

The Magical, Mysterious, Land of Carpet (Revisited)

I have been asked by a few for an update on the Magical Mysterious Land of Carpet (pronounced carpay). Not wishing to disappoint, here is what has happened since last we visited. After the departure of The High Sovereign, a strange calm, described by some as relief, fell over the land. Many stepped up to …

Continue reading

Permanent link to this article: https://townehouse.net/the-magical-mysterious-land-of-carpet-revisited/