Heavier Than I Thought
Little did I know, a few days ago, when I wrote the article “They Ain’t Heavy” how some folks would react. I know, and expect, everyone will not agree with what I have to […]
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They Ain’t Heavy
It has come to my attention that members of a certain political party (which shall remainnameless) have decided it is time to modify our society by removing all gender specific nouns and pronouns from the […]
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Too Good to Be True
Each day, as part of my morning routine, I check into Facebook, catch up on notifications, visit a few of my favorite groups and usually find myself pissed off at someone or something said or […]
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Happy New Year Y’all
Well, we made it! Another year gone by and still alive and kicking. Admittedly not kicking quite as hard as in preceding years but kicking, nonetheless. And that is a good thing. So, today is […]
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Merry Every Day!
Christmas for 2019 has come and gone. Wow, that was quick. I know that some folks enjoy an extended Christmas season. Some based on their religious preferences enjoy the Christmas season on into the first […]
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Christmas – 2019
To my family and friends and all other readers of the Townehouse, here are a few thoughts I have had about Christmas over the past few days. I would like to share them with all […]
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Christmas May Be Cancelled!
Reports have been coming in from the North Pole that there are serious issues developing between Santa Clause and certain factions of the Christmas Elves that may put the Christmas toy distribution project in jeopardy. […]
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Christmas Elves Threaten National Security
In the past, the Townehouse phoenix has provided expose´ articles regarding common Christmas traditions that most take for granted. In the past the real story behind Rudolph and Frosty were brought to you first by the Phoenix. In keeping with the tradition of past Christmases, the Townehouse Phoenix, as a public service, will provide the real story behind those Christmas Elves. This expose´ is brutal and honest and not suitable for younger audiences. Those with young children in the room should click away now.
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