How I Became Homeless
It all started quite simply. Late in December of 2019, as I sat by the warm glow of the fireplace, relishing the comforting crackles of the burning logs, (I embellished that part, I do not […]
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Adopt-A-Yard
The yard next door is truly a masterpiece, a vibrant tapestry of rich green hues, where a dense carpet of high-quality grass flourishes, unencumbered by the presence of pesky weeds. It stands as a testament […]
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I Wonder (or wander)
As a retiree, I have found that a life of leisure comes with its own set of challenges. Though I have more free time, I do not possess the skills to creatively engage myself in […]
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Christmas May Be Cancelled!
Reports have been coming in from the North Pole that there are serious issues developing between Santa Clause and certain factions of the Christmas Elves that may put the Christmas toy distribution project in jeopardy. […]
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Christmas Elves Threaten National Security
In the past, the Townehouse phoenix has provided expose´ articles regarding common Christmas traditions that most take for granted. In the past the real story behind Rudolph and Frosty were brought to you first by the Phoenix. In keeping with the tradition of past Christmases, the Townehouse Phoenix, as a public service, will provide the real story behind those Christmas Elves. This expose´ is brutal and honest and not suitable for younger audiences. Those with young children in the room should click away now.
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How I learned New Words
As some may recall, and if you do not I am reminding you, that prior to early December, 2013 I was sailing smoothly through life with no major health incidents that would make me think […]
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Cabin Fever
So this is what cabin fever feels like. In the past I have often heard people speak of cabin fever but I never quite understood the concept. After all, I was never restricted to my […]
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My Dependency (Addiction)
As I sit here this morning I have made a decision to publicly announce my addiction. I have come to the realization that I am addicted to technology. Now for those of you who know […]
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