Category: Miscellaneous

Mar 30

Missing Person Investigation!

Private Eye

It was a cool evening in late March. There was nothing significant that would set this day apart from any other day. I sat in my run down office sipping a bourbon, feet up on my desk. The sign on my door read “JOSEPH COLLINS, PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS”. Yeah, that is me, Joe Collins. I make …

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Mar 16

Snake In The Grass

Snake In The Grass

The other night while lying in bed waiting for blissful slumber, the term “snake in the grass” popped into my head. I have no idea where it came from as I was not thinking about snakes or people who I consider to be snakes.(Do not look away, you know who your are) It just showed …

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Feb 15

Birthday Blog – 2013

Today is my birthday. I think it is funny how we put some much importance on our birthday, which is a celebration of a day we had absolutely nothing to do with. I realize we are celebrating the fact we have survived another year on his planet, however other than that there is nothing special …

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Dec 22

Christmas Eve Crime Alert!

PERSON OF INTERST

Police agencies locally, nationally, and around the world are gearing up for an anticipated crime spree of home invasions, criminal damaging, and animal cruelty. We spoke with Chief Hille of the Candyland Police Department (CPD) who feels that due to innovative policing there is a good chance the “perp” will be apprehended this year. He …

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Oct 13

The Man Cave In My Mind

The Mancave In My Mind

My wife and I live in a small village in the South Eastern corner of Amelia, Ohio. We have a small two bedroom home winch we share with each other, our three dogs, an occasional line of ants, and visiting grand children. The house is too small for me to have an actual man cave …

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Apr 17

The Magical, Mysterious Land of Carpet: Epilogue

Magical Mysterious Land of Carpet

The reign of terror has ended. All over the kingdom people are coming out of their homes, blinking in the bright light, slowly realizing that the darkness that has overshadowed the land for so long is now dissipation g. The sun is shining,, the grass is green, people everywhere are smiling and singing, shaking hands, …

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Dec 10

Wanted For Questioning – Frosty the Snowman

Frost the Snowman, a folk hero to many. But what messages are we sending to our children. In a closer examination of the story of Frosty, several things come to light. Things that concern me and things that should concern you as well. Was Frosty really someone we want our children to know? Consider the …

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May 20

I Have A Junk Drawer In My Head

This time of year a little ditty always pops into my head, “Spring has sprung, the grass has riz, I wonder where the birdy is” and invariably that will make me remember “Birdy Birdy in the sky, why did you do that in my eye? I’m no baby, I won’t cry, I’m sure glad that …

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Feb 20

Forgive and Forget?

  Several weeks ago the Homily at Church was about forgiveness. Since then, I have been ruminating on this concept and the more I think about it, the more confusing I find it. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am all about forgiveness. I believe the longer one holds on to the hate and resentment …

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Feb 15

My Birthday Blog

“Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me” he sang to himself in his best Mortimer Snerd immitation. He of course is me, and I was singing in that fashioin as I stood before the mirror this morning while shaving. Then I begin to think exactgly what this day means, so I changed the words …

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