Christmas Elves Threaten National Security

In the past, the Townehouse phoenix has provided expose´ articles regarding common Christmas traditions that most take for granted. In the past the real story behind Rudolph and Frosty were brought to you first by the Phoenix. In keeping with the tradition of past Christmases, the Townehouse Phoenix, as a public service, will provide the real story behind those Christmas Elves. This expose´ is brutal and honest and not suitable for younger audiences. Those with young children in the room should click away now.

Cabin Fever

So this is what cabin fever feels like. In the past I have often heard people speak of cabin fever but I never quite understood the concept. After all, I was never restricted to my “cabin” I always had the ability to come and go as I pleased, or even as I did not please....

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